suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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