That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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