I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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