never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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