from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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