he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I lost the right to judge tonight
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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