i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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