she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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