the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Randomize
