things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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