So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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