yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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