So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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