I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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