I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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