So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
they're like a gay fantastic four
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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