I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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