I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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