I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
50% drunk capacity currently
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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