i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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