idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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