Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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