I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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