Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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