I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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