this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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