I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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