dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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