Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i came on her dog
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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