Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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