Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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