If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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