last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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