everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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