i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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