D3 body, D1 cock
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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