They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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