just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Can I color on your dick again?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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