do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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