How'd it feel making her break her religion?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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