i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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