me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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