i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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