Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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