I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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