Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
thus making me awesome and them whores
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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