Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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