I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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