I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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