wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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