But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
