For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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