You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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