I think I died a long time ago.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Bring me that man meat
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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