No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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