So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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