help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
wow bdsm is so cute
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