So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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