Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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